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THE SACTIONAL SOFA CLEARANCE SALE YOU’VE BEEN WAITING FOR SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME ITSELF! o

SALE DETAILS ARE AT THE BOTTOM- Scroll down for prices if you hate reading cool stuff!

In the beginning, scientists have concluded the universe erupted from a singularity in an event known as the “Big Bang”. In the moments following this explosion, the very first molecules came forth into being.  Those early molecules have been with us since the beginning.  They have guided and shaped our evolution.  Really smart people have been staring into really expensive machines for generations in their quest to unlock the universe and her secrets.  Now, they believe they may have found the most awesome molecule in all existence, LOVESACTIONAL, or the really comfy Sactional Sofa Molecule in layman’s term.  Here is a rendering of how this molecule appears:

The most important molecule in the history of the universe, LOVESACTIONAL is believed by scientists to have guided evolution to a form which allows us to find comfort.

People have asked LoveSac employees who invented our comfortable furniture.  We have always credited our founder and Chief Sac, Shawn Nelson.  However, the latest scientific evidence indicates that what transpired in Shawn’s head may have actually been a force of nature beyond the understanding of the human race as of yet.  The developement and refinement of the Sactional Sofa by Love Sac would have been invented by the Dinosaurs had they not been too stupid to survive.

The previous occupants of the Planet Earth were simply too stupid to invent Sactionals and thus died-out without comforable Sactional Sofas.

Fortunately, the universe has been more kind to the Human race.  We’ve been working on Sactionals since the very beginning.

This prehistoric cave art depicts the importance of Bison and the rise of Movie Loungers

Now, Sactionals are getting better than ever.  We are coming out with new awesome covers in what the scientific community is now reporting to be an inevitable shift forward Sactional Comfort.

The good news for you, as a human in need of a Sactional to fulfill  your inherent need for comfort (the driving force of cosmology and the backbone of biological evolution) is:

WE’RE SELLING OUR DISCONTINUED SACTIONAL COVERS FOR CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!

LoveSac BASES and SIDES in our discontinued covers are REDUCED!

$129.99 base and $69.99 side covers in luxury!

$99.99 base and $49.99 side covers in premium!

You can get a slick Black or Red Velvish LoveSeat for only  $1240!

Also-snag an Earth or Moss MicroSuede LoveSeat for only $1099!

These deals are what you have been waiting for and now, Science says so too.

SO GET TO LOVESAC ARIZONA MILLS TODAY!

Sale ends Monday, June 7th, 2010 BUT OFFERS ARE ONLY GOOD WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!



UPDATED 5/27/10 LOVESAC COVER MEMORIAL DAY CLEARANCE BLOW-OUT SPECTACULAR!

LoveSac Arizona is cleaning house!  We’ve got all sorts of old covers we need to move out to make way for LoveSac’s latest.  This means huge savings for you!  In fact, the sale is so awesome that my corporate masters even made us a neat little graphic to brag about it!

SEE:

My corporate masters sent me this mostly brown colored picture to promote our awesome sale!

When I first saw this ad, I was pretty sure it was something Apple drew up and sent to us by mistake.  Not only does it look a bit like their handy-work, but I thought that there was no way that the Supreme LoveSac Overlords would let me sell old covers for as low as a buck.  After several phone calls and a cautionary word of advice against trashing my corporate masters’ REALLY COOL PICTURE that they sent for the blog, I confirmed that this was, in fact, OUR BEST SALE EVER!!!!

But Blog Guy James, you said “AS LOW AS”, what does that mean?  Ok, the deal is pretty sweet.  When you buy one of our awesome LoveSac bags, you’re gonna want a cover for it.  Covers normally can end up costing you as much as the bag because they’re high quality fabrics in a variety of patterns, colors, and styles that  wrap around the entire bag and can even be thrown in the washing machine.

So the bottom line is that you can get new LoveSac with a discontinued cover for huge savings.  Yes, most covers are going to cost you more than a buck but you’re going to still save a fortune over all.  The reason we can’t be more specific is because prices and availability are going to vary.  Come in and take a look.  Sale starts Tuesday, 5/25/10 and goes through Memorial Day but if you want the best selection possible of sale items, GET HERE FIRST!

THE BEST COMIC STRIP EVER!

UPDATE 5/27/10

Here’s a few of the fantastic deals you can score right now at LoveSac Arizona Mills!

PillowSac w/ Red Brick Twill Cover for only$250.99 and a rocker for only $99.99 and have theULTIMATE GAMING CHAIR!

SuperSac w/ Black or Red Velvish, or Mushroom PlushSuede Cover and matching Squattoman foot stool for only $499.99

SuperSac w/ Earth or Moss MicroSuede, or Navy Blue Cotton Twill cover and matching Squattoman foot stool for only $449.99

Buy a SuperSac at regular price and get a  Pink Corduroy Cover for only ONE DOLLAR (Yes, Girls and some boys, It’s Pink!)

Buy a MovieSac or a CitySac  at regular price and get a standard or premium cover for only $50 Bucks more!

THESE ITEMS ARE IN STOCK NOW (10:16 a.m. on 5/27/10) but when these covers go, the deal is gone FOREVER!

SO GET IN HERE!



Let’s Annoy My Corporate Masters
April 3, 2010, 2:36 am
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LoveSac Arizona Mills has been here forever. Before corporate brought us back into the fold, this store was independent. We frequently sell new covers to original LoveSac customers that go back to the days before we had awesome Sactionals, Body Pillows and other comfy stuff. As I was sold to corporate right alongside my beautiful store, I love reminiscing about the wilder days with my long-time customers. However, they sometimes say the damnedest things and what’s better, they often have a taste for retro.

So here’s my little rebellion: I want to know what LoveSac covers you like best of all time. Do you have a favorite from 6 years ago? Was there a special product that we once made that we no longer have? Tell me about it!! Even better- send a picture to azmillsstore@lovesac.com and I’ll post it! If there seems to be a real demand for something we once had, we’ll start a campaign to bring it back! I can’t promise we’ll win but I love just love a bit of trouble 🙂

Don’t forget our special discounts for products that are currently out of stock! Come in and see what you can save 10% on today!



The LoveSac o’ the Irish (yes, we’ve got a sale in here)

Top of the day to ye blog readers. The 17th of March is rolling around yet again and you what that means. What, you don’t? Why, it’s time for the annual reinforcin’ o’ the stereotypes. Every St. Patty’s Day, we like to remind the world that world how much we Irish love beer and invite you to join us. Oh, that’s not it you say? Fine, I’ll tell you the real story.

Saint Patrick’s Day (The Irish spell it like this: Lá Fhéile Pádraig) rolls around every March 17th. It originally honored the anniversary of the death of Ireland’s most famous Catholic Saint. However, over the years, it has become a celebration of Irish culture.

St. Patrick was an early Christian missionary to Ireland. He was known for using the 3-leaf shamrock to explain the Catholic concept of a trinity to the pre-Christian population of Ireland. One legend has it that Saint Patrick, as a miracle, stood on a hill top waving his staff and all of the snakes slithered out of Ireland. In truth, Ireland never actually had any snakes in the first place. So, the feat was likely a bit less impressive.

Here in America, it’s estimated that one in four of us have at least some Irish in us. A terrible famine in Ireland send over a million Irish people all over the world. Many of them settled here- bringing their traditions and honestly, when your neighbor has a fun holiday and invites you to join, how can you say no?

A traditional Irish Toast to help you mark the evening is in order:
May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband (or wife).

HERE IS THE PART WHERE HE FINALLY TALKS ABOUT THE SALE
Now, I want to remind you that St. Patty’s Day is the end of LoveSac Arizona Mills’ Taxes Suck Sale. So get here before it’s gone. 8.1% off isn’t good enough for you? Fine, we’re gonna Irish it up for you. Anything Moss colored is 10% off on St. Paddy’s Day Only! This includes the inserts. So, if you buy a moss green couch, we’ll give you 10% off the whole thing! Of course I can’t stack it with any other offers but this is the best deal we’ve had in months so… GET DOWN HERE before you get too full on corn beef, cabbage, and green beer.



LoveSac Arizona and the Tempe 12

Last year, the Tempe 12 calendar folks approached us with a problem. They needed help getting their traveling van comfortable enough to ferry the valley’s hottest ladies to their events. We made it work. In fact, they like us so much that we get invited to some pretty wild parties. If you want your own copy of the Tempe 12 Calendar, come by LoveSac in Arizona Mills Mall and ask us for a copy. If we have any left, we’ll give you one.

Can you feel summer approaching? Only in Arizona can we ask this in March.

Can you feel summer approaching? Only in Arizona can we ask this in March.


Yeah…
The LoveSac Lounge

If you're at a valley event fortunate enough to have a LoveSac Lounge, you have made a wise decision on where to party.


The best SACS ON THE PLANET!
Can You Spot The LoveSac In This Picture?

I'm told that there's a Lovesac in this picture. I'm having trouble seeing it.


Did you know that you can take your Sac out and about? Ask us about Sport Utility Covers!
It is so hard to work at the LoveSac Lounge.

It is so hard to work at the LoveSac Lounge.

Oh, if you’ve been keeping up with this site, you should already know about our Taxes Suck Sale. If you don’t, go back and read through the past couple of posts. Don’t let St. Patty’s Day leave you Sacless!



Zen and the Art of Living Room Furniture

Ok, so this post really has nothing to do with Zen in any real sense but I thought the parody title flowed well.  However, this post really does have to do with living room furniture.  I was sitting around playing cards with some of my old friends the other day and my job at LoveSac came up.  “Oh, the place with the big super comfy bean bag chairs?” asks Dustin.  That’s the problem.  Everyone knows that our sacs are the most comfortable chairs ever created.  People drive from miles around to visit our store just to bask in the thick rays of brilliant and blinding awesomeness that radiate outwardly from every Super Sac!  Well, they usually say “check them out” but I know what they mean.  Anyway, my friends, like many unlucky souls, are missing half the story: LoveSac sells a whole range of amazing living room furniture!

If you are looking for a couch with a matching ottoman or a sectional sofa, there is no reason to settle for whatever the big box home furniture store has in stock that barely fits through the door and wears out after a year. You need to seriously look at LoveSac Sactionals, the best living room furniture on the planet!

So Please, when you think LoveSac, don’t just think about are ridiculously comfortable sacs, think about our whole range of living room furniture. The link above explains our Sactional- better than a “sectional sofa” in great detail, so you should click it. Also, we really love our blog readers. The next 5 of you to come in the store, spend $100 or more on any of our living room furniture, and tell the person ringing you up that the blog guy sent you, gets a free LoveSac T-Shirt- not valid with any other offer.